1. It’s a warm and snowy little wristwarmer, while outside is cold and howly rainy grim.
2. It makes me happy, and happiness fosters good editing.
3. It’s frankly much prettier than my desk, the papers on it, and the red pen all over those. In fact, it’s so much prettier that it was distracting me. But if it’s on my wrist then I can’t play with it, and have to take the red pen to my word count instead.
5. As this list suggests, I am currently overcaffeinated and therefore should not use it for its intended purpose any time soon.